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PostPosted: Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A aparut un nou virus avand denumirea: "munca".

Daca primesti vreo "munca" de la vreun coleg sau de la seful tau, sub nici o forma nu te atinge de ea! Acest virus poate distruge complet viata ta personala.

Daca vei considera ca ai fost infectat, ia-ti urgent haina si 2 prieteni, duceti-va la primul bar si incercati sa va devirusati. Comandati 3 pahare de ceva, repetati de 4 ori, dupa care veti constata ca "munca" s-a sters complet din capul vostru ...


Cele 7 minuni ale comunismului
1. Toata lumea avea de lucru.
2. Desi toata lumea avea de lucru, nimeni nu muncea.
3. Desi nimeni nu muncea, planul se facea peste 100%.
4. Desi planul se facea peste 100%, nu puteai cumpara nimic.
5. Desi nu gaseai nimic de cumparat, toata lumea avea de toate.
6. Desi toata lumea avea de toate, toti furau.
7. Desi toti furau, niciodata nu lipsea nimic.
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote






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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:18 pm    Post subject: Faza tare! Reply with quote

http://www.antena3.ro/stiri/fun/o-farsa-cam-cruda-a-intins-unt-pe-gresia-din-baie-unde-prietenul-ei-facea-dus_91336.html
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

daca ii cadea si usa in cap era tot tacimul.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Intrebarea mea este: Ce iese din ou? Si daca iese ceva, latra sau cotcodaceste? Hmmm... Mare dilema.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Asta m-a dat pe spate... lol01 am ras in birou cu colegii de ne-am spart.
Buna treaba.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xk5JNs7KO30&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj3uMTwqtTU
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol01 sign0098
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Road Runner & Koyote astea erau desene animate nu prostiile ce le privesc copii din ziua de azi.
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unu' cu probleme de memorie, la doctor:
- Domnule doctor, sunt cam uituc!
- De cand asta?
- ... de cand ce?
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Se intalneste iepurele cu lupul in padure, in timp ce isi ducea acasa un televizor nou nout, foarte scump. Vazand-ul cu televizorul, lupul il intreaba:
- Mai iepurasule, de unde ai tu televizorul asta foarte scump?
- Pai sa vezi: ma plimbam prin padure si la un moment dat m-am intalnit cu vulpea. Aceasta m-a invitat la ea acasa sa mananc si sa beau ceva. Apoi m-a dus in dormitor, s-a dezbracat si mi-a spus: " Ia-mi tot ce am mai scump pe lumea asta"...asa ca am luat televizorul!
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:53 am    Post subject: Iata cateva exemple de injuraturi civilizate! Reply with quote

"O zi fara Dvs.. e ca o luna de concediu".

"Daca v-am jignit, am savurat-o".

"Dvs. reusiti sa faceti pe cineva sa aprecieze linistea".

"Fiecare trebuie sa existe, dar de ce tocmai Dvs.?"

"De ce nu mergem noi doi undeva unde poate fiecare sa fie de unu' singur?"

"Am avut o seara foarte placuta. N-a fost seara asta, dar nu ma vait".

"S-a sinucis candva cineva din familia Dvs.? Nu? Cum ar fi?"

"Bancul pe care vi-l voi povesti acuma e asa de bun ca va pica
tzitzele...oh, da' vad ca il cunoasteti deja..."

"Nu v-au rugat niciodata parintii sa fugiti de-acasa?"

"Eu nu uit niciodata un chip, dar in cazul Dvs. o sa fac o exceptie..."

"Oare este astazi o zi deosebita sau sunteti de obicei asa de tampit??"

"Data viitoare cand ai de gand sa-ti arunci toalele, nu te dezbraca".

"Nu, eu nu aud rau...va ignor numai".

"Va rog sa nu va miscati! As vrea sa va uit asa cum sunteti..."

"Sunteti intr-adevar un argument convingator pentru paturi separate".

"Tu ai arata foarte bine in ceva lung, curgator...Amazon, Nil, Dunare..."

"Sunteti la fel de binevenit ca si telefonul care suna in timpul sexului".
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.fetesibaieti.ro/vezi_ca_te_sun.html

http://www.fetesibaieti.ro/vai_ce_foame_m-a_apucat.html
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bazil nu stiu de ce dar ce ai scris tu si nu vreau sa dau quote ca ma bate ADX este exact ce simt eu pentru un fost sef
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

> Un preot locuia langa o manastire si avea 10 gaini si un
cocos.
> Cocosul din cand in cand disparea, dar aparea pana seara.
> Ultima data cand a zburat nu s-a mai intors si preotul, primul lucru duminica, in biserica, a intrebat lumea:
> - As vrea sa stiu daca cineva are un cocos?... si toti barbatii s-au sculat in picioare...
> - Nu, nu, nu, am vrut sa intreb daca cineva a vazut un cocos?...si toate femeile s-au sculat in picioare...
> - Nu, nu, nu, nici asta n-am vrut sa stiu, vreau sa stiu daca cineva de aici a vazut un cocos care nu-i apartine?... si jumatate din emei s-au sculat in picioare...
> - Nu, nu, nu, nici asta n-am vrut sa stiu, vreau sa stiu daca cineva a vazut cocosul meu?... si toate maicutele s-au sculat in picioare
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